A Palestinian, smoking two cigerettes, walks into a bar and bumps into an old friend of his. After exchanging an embrace his friend asks, 'Hey buddy, why you smoking two cigerettes?'
The Palestinian replies, ' i smoke one because i smoke and one for my brother in prison.'
Five years later, the same Palestinian sees his friend again, but this time smoking just the one cigerette.
Delighted to see him the friend says, 'congratulations habibi! you're brother's been released?'
'No,' says the Palestinian, 'i just gave up smoking'.
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